-I hate when I`m listening to music really loud and I have to keep
pausing it because I constantly think I`m hearing my name being called.
- If you ever get caught sleeping at work slowly raise your head and say 'In Jesus name,Amen'
-Lazy rule #35: If you spill some water, it will eventually dry.
-It’s extremely frustrating when you spell a word so incorrectly that even spell check isn’t able to help you out.
-OK, I’m getting out of bed in 10 seconds. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,9,9,9,9,9
-I love Pandas, they`re so chilled out. They are like Dude, racism is stupid. I`m White, Black, and Asian.
- Friend: “Omg, your parents are so nice!” … You: “It’s because you`re here..”
-3 blonds were driving to Disney World… The sign said; Disney World Left, so they started crying, turned around, and drove home.
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