New week = new chances for CHEE HEE MOMENTS

Here's a few to get your week started on a CHEE HEE note:

-I hate when I`m listening to music really loud and I have to keep pausing it because I constantly think I`m hearing my name being called. 

 

- If you ever get caught sleeping at work slowly raise your head and say 'In Jesus name,Amen'

 

-Lazy rule #35: If you spill some water, it will eventually dry.

 

-It’s extremely frustrating when you spell a word so incorrectly that even spell check isn’t able to help you out. 

 

-OK, I’m getting out of bed in 10 seconds. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,9,9,9,9,9 

 

-I love Pandas, they`re so chilled out. They are like Dude, racism is stupid. I`m White, Black, and Asian.  

 

- Friend: “Omg, your parents are so nice!” … You: “It’s because you`re here..”

 

-3 blonds were driving to Disney World… The sign said; Disney World Left, so they started crying, turned around, and drove home.

Funny Valentine's Day Stuffs

Happy Valentine's Day/Single Awareness day! Here's some to celebrate the day!

-You wanna know who’s amazing & has the cutest smile ever? Read the first word again ;D

-That awkward moment when you see 9 year olds with boyfriends or girlfriends, while you`re still single.

-I'm going to spend Valentine's Day with my true love....FOOD

-I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.

-Sales ad at a store: ‘You are my one and only’ Valentine's cards, now on sale: 4 for $5.

Midweek!

Midweek stuff to get your smile up! =)

-The best laughter:
1. Laughing so hard that your laugh becomes silent.
2. Feeling a 6 pack forming.
3. Tears coming out of your eyes.

-On the internet you can be whoever you want. It's strange that so many choose to be stupid.

-Cop: Do you know how fast you were going? Me: I was trying to keep up with traffic. Cop: There`s no traffic. Me: That`s how far behind I am! 

 

-No matter how serious life gets, you will constantly need the company of people whom you can completely be stupid with. 

 

- I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 

 

- Why do we use our blankets as shields at night? Like is the monster gonna be like ” oh shit…..they have a blanket..RRRUUUUNNN!!!!” 

 

 

-"I wasnt that Drunk". Dude, you stared at a box of juice because it said: Concentrated.

 

-That embarrasing moment when when you realize that person wasn`t waving at you. 

 

-"You ask.." "No, you ask.." "I`m not gonna ask, you ask". "Ughh fine, excuse me, my friend would like to ask you a question". 

 

-Responding to texts while half asleep, then realizing you make no sense.

Just Another Monday!

Just Another Monday to share some smiles! 


Laughter is the best medicine. But if you're laughing without any reason, you need medicine

Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia.... I can't sleep because I have an Internet Connection

Q: There are 17 blonds standing outside a disco but why couldn't they get in? A: The sign said "must be 18 to enter".

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I`m halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh man....I could be eating a slow learner. 

When you`re stressed you eat ice cream, chocolate and sweets. You know why? Because "stressed" spelled backwards is "desserts" 

I love in horror movies how the person yells out “hello?!” as if the killer is gonna say “yeah I’m in the kitchen, want a sandwich?”

I don’t have ugly hand writing, I have my own font. 

Unless your name is “Google”, stop acting as if you know everything!

 

Aloha Friday!

A little something for your ALOHA Friday!  BTW...CheeHee to my UH-Manoa CEE teams!

• I'll open every other device I own for batteries, long before I even consider buying new ones.
• Do something awesome, no one sees it. Do something embarrassing, everyone sees it. 
• Getting off the internet at night is often the hardest part of my day.
• When I met you, I got this tingling sensation....then I realized my phone was on vibrate.
• Don't steal, don't lie and don't cheat. The government hates competition!

Some CheeHeeMoments from friends on FB:

• 'that awkward moment wen u smell BO and you're not sure if it's you and you don't wanna get caught smellin your pits.' -Tiffany G.
• the walk of shame = gotta pee during class but you decided to sit on the side of the room opposite the door and up the stairs - Travis L.

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