Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Another day to smile!

 Here's three that'll make your day that much more better!
 
-Why do we use our blankets as shields at night? Like is the monster gonna be like ” oh shit…..they have a blanket..RRRUUUUNNN!!!!” 
 
-Humans are the only creatures on earth that will cut down trees, make paper, then write “SAVE TREES” on them.
 
-My little sister`s password for the Disney website is "MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto" i asked her why, she said "They told me to use 4 characters"
 
 

Monday, January 30, 2012

Starting off the new week with a SMILE

Here's a few that'll get the week going in the right direction!

-Parents call it "talking back", we call it "answering your question"

-They asked me why I don't have tattoos.. so I told them, "Do you see a Ferrari with bumper stickers?"

-Voldemort is like a teenage girl. He has a diary, a tiara, a special cup, a pet he adores, and an obsession with a famous teenage boy.

-I'm not lazy...actually, I am just incredibly motivated to do nothing...

- Facebook is like a fridge. When you’re bored you keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if there’s anything good in it.

- Dear parents, knocking WHILE you open the door to my bedroom kinda defeats the purpose of knocking. Sincerely, teenagers.

-I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.



 Can tell this news station has some pretty clueless staff....



Sunday, January 29, 2012

Howsit Bulehs!

Howsit!!! Welcome to the official CheeHeeMoments Blog!  It's here that I'll start collecting and posting daily quotes/pictures/status updates/tweets/videos/etc that you can SHARE on your Facebook, Tweeter, Tumblr, etc.  Feel free to share your favorites with me that are FUNNY, CRAZY, "OMG"-Moment, MOTIVATIONAL, DEEP, anything that deserves a CHEEHEEMOMENT praise and can be added to the collection!!! Who knows, this can turn into a whole BOOK/VIDEO one day!! So start thinking and posting your BEST!!!

 Here's some to get you going for your updates:

- The best thing about being me, I’m a limited edition…there are no other copies! 

- C.L.A.S.S – Come Late And Start Sleeping

-If you think paper beats rock, please hold this piece of paper in front of your face for a second...

-There's only two tools that should be in your toolbox....WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn’t move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn’t, use Duct Tape.

- Be the one who everyone wants, not the one who everyone’s had.

- Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.

- When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.

- Everyone calls you by your name, but only one person can make it sound special.

Here's a video that you can post and watch the "Likes" be rolling in....

Who else would do this with me?!





-CheeHeeMoments