Starting off the new week with a SMILE

Here's a few that'll get the week going in the right direction!

-Parents call it "talking back", we call it "answering your question"

-They asked me why I don't have tattoos.. so I told them, "Do you see a Ferrari with bumper stickers?"

-Voldemort is like a teenage girl. He has a diary, a tiara, a special cup, a pet he adores, and an obsession with a famous teenage boy.

-I'm not lazy...actually, I am just incredibly motivated to do nothing...

- Facebook is like a fridge. When you’re bored you keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if there’s anything good in it.

- Dear parents, knocking WHILE you open the door to my bedroom kinda defeats the purpose of knocking. Sincerely, teenagers.

-I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.



 Can tell this news station has some pretty clueless staff....