Laughter is the best medicine. But if you're laughing without any reason, you need medicine
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia.... I can't sleep because I have an Internet Connection
Q: There are 17 blonds standing outside a disco but why couldn't they get in? A: The sign said "must be 18 to enter".
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I`m halfway through my
fish burger and I realize, Oh man....I could be eating a slow learner.
When you`re stressed you eat ice cream, chocolate and sweets. You
know why? Because "stressed" spelled backwards is "desserts"
I love in horror movies how the person yells out “hello?!” as if the
killer is gonna say “yeah I’m in the kitchen, want a sandwich?”
I don’t have ugly hand writing, I have my own font.
Unless your name is “Google”, stop acting as if you know everything!
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