Midweek!

Midweek stuff to get your smile up! =)

-The best laughter:
1. Laughing so hard that your laugh becomes silent.
2. Feeling a 6 pack forming.
3. Tears coming out of your eyes.

-On the internet you can be whoever you want. It's strange that so many choose to be stupid.

-Cop: Do you know how fast you were going? Me: I was trying to keep up with traffic. Cop: There`s no traffic. Me: That`s how far behind I am! 

 

-No matter how serious life gets, you will constantly need the company of people whom you can completely be stupid with. 

 

- I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 

 

- Why do we use our blankets as shields at night? Like is the monster gonna be like ” oh shit…..they have a blanket..RRRUUUUNNN!!!!” 

 

 

-"I wasnt that Drunk". Dude, you stared at a box of juice because it said: Concentrated.

 

-That embarrasing moment when when you realize that person wasn`t waving at you. 

 

-"You ask.." "No, you ask.." "I`m not gonna ask, you ask". "Ughh fine, excuse me, my friend would like to ask you a question". 

 

-Responding to texts while half asleep, then realizing you make no sense.